English Class Adventures - Episode VIII [4/15/04]

1.) Tom walked into the room today and said, "Did everybody hear on the announcements yesterday when the woman doing the annoucements said, 'Today's baseball game will be postponed until Tuesday, 420.'?"

Sean laughed and said, "Yeah. There was a long pause after she said that cause she probably realized what she did."

Jon said, "And Mr. Gallagher was probably in the background like, 'Sho!'."


2.) We were watching Hamlet again today. When it showed Hamlet on the screen, Tom said, "Hey, Mr. Goshorn, who is that? Is that Macbeth?"

Mr. Goshorn laughed and said, "Sure... that's Macbeth..."

Then Tom said, "Thanks, Mr. Hamlet!"


3.) Later, Stewee asked Mr. Goshorn, "Can I borrow 20 dollars?"

Mr. Goshorn said, "Uhh... no?"

Then Stewee said, "Come on man, I have to buy prom tickets but I forgot my wallet."


4.) Tom asked, "Mr. Goshorn, can we have a party on your last day? We can play limbo and stuff."

Mr. Goshorn said, "Why would I throw a party for myself?"

Then Tom said, "We're gonna throw it for you. You came to the right place for a party."

Wes said, "Yeah you did!" and started laughing.


5.) At the end of class, Mr. Goshorn was checking to see who all was going on the Outdoor Experience field trip tomorrow. A bunch of people raised their hands.

Then Tom said, "Since so many people aren't gonna be here tomorrow, can we have a free period?"

Mr. Goshorn said, "We have a lot of work to do. Why would I give you a free period?"

Tom said, "Come on. We can watch Finding Nemo and play limbo!"


~Fin


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