English Class Adventures - Episode VI [4/13/04]
As always, more comedy in English class.

1.) Stewee was asking Mr. Goshorn some questions about college. He asked, "What do you recommend, Mr. Goshorn, a laptop or a desktop?"

Mr. Goshorn said, "Well, I would recommend a laptop because they are the easiest to move when you want to get out of your dorm."

Then Jed said, "I recommend laptops because they're like mobile porn!"


2.) We were watching Hamlet on the TV and all of the guys were lying on the floor really close to each other.

Stewee asked them, "Who wants to cuddle?" and he started rubbing Tom's stomach.

Then Jed asked, "Remember last year in Mr. Hetrick's class when we would lay in the back of the room and play 'Steamroller'?"

Tom said, "Mr. Goshorn, can we play 'Steamroller'?" Then he started rolling over all of the other guys.

Then Mr. Goshorn said, "Can somebody start the movie?"

Wes sat up and said, "I'll do it,"

Then Tom sat up and said, "No, I'll do it." Tom and Wes started wrestling and rolling around on the floor.

Wes sat on top of Tom and Tom said, "Mr. Goshorn, Wes is straddling me..."

Mr. Goshorn just looked at him and laughed.

Later on, Stewee was lying next to Wes. Wes started punching Stewee in the back of the leg.

Stewee started rolling around in pain yelling, "It hurts! What did you do to me, Wes?"

Wes laughed and said, "I gave you a 'dead leg'. You won't be able to walk for a while, haha."


3.) After we finished watching the movie Stewee asked Mr. Goshorn, "What is your favorite book?"

Mr. Goshorn replied, "I don't know, I don't really have a favorite."

Then Wes said, " My favorite is 'Farmer Boy'."

Stewee said, "Dude, we read that one in second grade."

Wes said, "Yeah, thats the last book I remember reading."


~Fin


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