English Class Adventures - Episode V [4/12/04]

Some more funny stuff happened today! Man, I love this class. XD

1.) Wes was playing with his Hamlet book at the beginning of class. Then his drivers license fell out of his book. He started waving it around and said, "Hey! I found my license! It was in my Hamlet book. I thought I lost it."


2.) When Mr. Goshorn put the movie on Wes got out of his desk and sat on the floor.

Mr. Goshorn asked, "What are you doing?"

Wes said, "I'm sitting on the floor."

Then Tom sat on the floor and said "Me too, cause I do what I want."


3.) Stewee was talking about how some girl puked in the stairwell earlier today. He said, "We saw you around there, Mr. Goshorn."

Then Jed laughed and said, "Yeah, we were trying to tell you to walk into the stairwell but you went away."


4.) Jed and Wes were talking about Mr. Gallagher (our asst. principal). Jed said, "Gallagher is a bitch. He called me into his office today."

Wes said, "You should've gone in and asked him 'Are you gonna spank me?'"


5.) Then Jed was telling everybody a funny story. He said, "Remember the time that I got sent to the office for jumping in the pool with all of my clothes on?"

Wes replied, "Yeah. Did you go into the office dripping wet?"

Jed was like, "Yeah, I sat in Gallagher's chair too."


6.) All of the guys were standing around talking to each other. Tom walked over to join the conversation. Wes looked at him then drew a big line on his arm with a pen.


7.) At the end of class, Wes and Stewee were bouncing a bouncy ball across the desks. Wes was like "Try to make it bounce off all three of the desks."

Stewee said, "That would be really hard, dude. Thats like Insane Bouncy Ball Action."


~Fin


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