English Class Adventures - Episode XXIII [5/18/04]
1.) We had a small class today because most people were on the band field
trip.
Ms. Fought asked Wes, "Why aren't you on the field trip? I thought you
were in band."
Wes said, "I wasn't allowed to go. Mr. Noble has a list of people not
allowed to go and I'm on the top of it."
Then Ms. Fought asked, "Why wouldn't you be allowed to go?"
Wes answered, "Maybe because I haven't played a song in like 9 classes."
2.) Later Wes said, "We have a small class today. We should kick Tom and Stewee out. They're
too loud and obnoxious."
Then Ms. Fought said, "Well, why don't you tell them that instead of
joining in with them?"
Wes said, "I don't join in with them. I don't say a word in this class."
Then Jon said, "Your butt does!"
3.) Ms. Fought said, "You guys are allowed to take a break today since
only one of the three people who ruined break time is here today."
Then Wes asked Jon, "What did you guys do to ruin break time, anyways?"
Jon said, "It was me, Tom and Stewee out in the hallway during break the
other day. Tom decided to give Stewee a piggy-back ride. So Stewee jumped on Tom's
back and they ran around for a little. Then I jumped on top of them and acted
like I was cracking a whip. Tom was running around with both of us on his back.
We were crashing into lockers and scaring the crap out of people."
