1.) At the beginning of class today Tom was acting like Frankenstein's
monster. He was making a really weird face and walking like a zombie. Everyone
in the class started cracking up at him.
2.) Stewee randomly said, "I quit my job this weekend. I'm so excited."
Then Jon asked, "How did you quit?"
Stewee said, "I just left, no two weeks notice or anything."
Jon said, "Yeah, that's the best way to go."
3.) Wes walked in right after the bell rang today.
Ms. Fought looked at him and said, "You're late."
Then Wes said, "No, I'm not."
Ms. Fought said, "Yes, you are."
Wes said, "No."
Then Ms. Fought said, "Yes."
There was a long pause, then Wes said, "No."
Ms. Fought said, "Wes, you're so funny."
4.) Then Ms. Fought started naming the people who had A's and don't
have to take the final.
She said, "Laurie, Lyle..."
Wes interrupted and said, "Wes..." even though he was nowhere
near an A.
Ms. Fought said, "Chelsea..."
Then Wes said, "Wes..." again.
Ms. Fought said, "Dan..."
Wes said, "Wes..."
5.) Then we were talking about Frankenstein creating the monster.
Ms. Fought said, "I'm sure none of you know anybody who has created
a monster but you might know people who have done other things."
Stewee looked at Wes and said, "Wes's parents created a monster."
Wes glared at Stewee.
Stewee said to Wes, "Your sister!"
6.) Near the end of class Wes said, "I have a stomach ache."
Ms. Fought asked, "Do you want to go to the nurse?"
Wes said, "No, I'm hungry."
Then Ms. Fought asked, "Would you like a piece of candy?"
Wes said, "Yes, please."
So Ms. Fought gave Wes a piece of candy and he was all happy for the rest of class.
