Yet another day of insanity in English class. So many things
happened today.
1.) First off, at the beginning of class, right when Tom
walked into the room, our student teacher, Mr. Goshorn, walked
over to him and handed him a paper. The paper happened to be an
administrative referral for supposedly slamming the door in 4th
block yesterday (which i wasn't there to witness.)
"Mr. Goshorn, you gave me a Saturday detention?" Tom asked.
"Don't worry," said Mr. Goshorn. "Stewee will be joining you
too because he was distracting the class. Where is he anyways?"
"He'll be a little late," said Tom. "But we barely did anything.
Why are you giving us detention?"
Mr. Goshorn started to laugh. "It's just a joke."
"WHAT?" asked Tom. "You really had me going. Don't tell Stew its
a joke. I wanna see if he will fall for it first."
2.) So after the fake detention incident, our teacher, Mrs. Fought,
walked in and said to Tom, "So it was you, Stewee, and Wes,
who have been passing wind in class all the time."
"What are you talking about?" asked Tom.
"Well Anndra was kind enough to tell me who it was. Now
I don't want you doing it any more."
3.) Jon brought a balloon into class and the guys were trying
to make balloon animals, which all turned out really crappy.
Tom started sucking on the end of the balloon and saying, "Oooohh,
I'm a sexy boy!" Everybody started laughing at him and Mr.
Goshorn just thought he was weird.
4.) Then the guys got the bright idea to play "balloon limbo".
So when we went on our break in the hallway, everyone started playing.
Jon said, "Come on Mr. Goshorn! You have to play limbo too!"
Mr. Goshorn was like, "I think I'll pass. Everybody should be
going back to the room anyways."
So when we were walking back to class, Tom and Jon ran with
the balloon and took it over Mr. Goshorn's head and started
yelling, "Yeah! We got you to play limbo!" Then they started
running down the hall.
5.) When we got back to class, we sat there waiting for Wes to
get back. He came in five minutes late and held up a piece
of blue clay and said "Look, I got blue clay."
"Did you steal that from the special kids?" asked Cory.
Wes said, "Yeah, I stole it from Uncle Buzz (Buzz's name
is Dustin, he's a typical football player)."
Then he made a rubber band slingshot and started shooting
the clay across the room.
6.) Tom randomly asked Mr. Goshorn, "Can we just call
you 'G'? And can we have some pro wrestling matches in here?"
Mr. Goshorn just looked at him.
Then Wes says, "I want boxing matches too!"
After that random insanity, Anndra walked into the room.
Wes looked at her and said, "You told on us for farting!"
Anndra shrugged and said, "Sorry."
7.) Tom then got a bouncy ball out of his backpack and started
throwing it against the wall.
Wes was like, "Dude, where'd you get that?"
Tom ignored his question and said, "It's crazy! Its going
all over the place!" in a really weird voice.
8.) Tom started talking to Mr. Goshorn. He was like "Mr. Mac...
I mean Mr. G. I almost called you Mr. Macbeth, haha."
9.) And finally, to end the whole class, Stewee walked into class
in time for Mr. Goshorn to hand him his detention slip. Tom
looked at Stew and said, "I can't believe he gave us a
Saturday..."
Stewee actually fell for the joke, but then Tom felt bad
and told him they were just messing with him.
Ahh, much insanity in English class. Stay tuned for more stories...
