1.) At the beginning of class we were going over the quiz that we
all bombed yesterday. Mr. Goshorn wrote all of the answers on the
board. For number 3 he wrote, "P or N is acceptable."
Tom said, "Look! Mr. Goshorn wrote porn is acceptable!"
Then Stewee said, " Yeah, G Funk!"
2.) Ms. Fought had a newspaper article about Tom hanging up on the
board.
She said, "Tom looks manly in that picture."
Tom said, "I look manly in real life,"
Then Ms. Fought said, "Yeah, you look really manly rolling around
on the floor with Stew."
Stewee put his arm around Tom and said, "Come on, Tom. Roly Poly!"
3.) We watched "Ode To Mr. Macbeth" today. Everybody laughed so
hard the whole time we were watching the video. Mr. Goshorn really appreciated
it. After the video we planned a party for tomorrow because it's Mr.
Goshorn's last day.
4.) Dan randomly said, "French women are disgusting. They don't shave
their armpits."
Then Stewee said, "That's a major turn-on."
Tom said, "Yeah, cause you're a FRRREEAAK!"
5.) Later we were talking about a British writer, Pepys.
Ms. Fought said, "It's pronounced 'peeps' not 'peppies'."
Then Jed said, "It's Peebus!"
6.) Near the end of class we were talking about Defoe.
Tom asked, "What does Defoe look like?"
Ms. Fought said, "How an I supposed to know what Defoe looks
like?"
Then Tom said, "Can't you get all of your English friends together
and look it up?"
