1.) At the beginning of class today Stewee walked in, put his book on
his desk, then walked out again. Wes reached over and took Stewee's book.
Then he stuck chewed gum to it and put it back on Stewee's desk.
When Stewee came back he sat down at his desk and asked Wes, "Can I
have some gum?"
Wes said, "Yeah. Why don't you check your book?"
Stewee said, "What?" He looked around for a second then he said,
"Oh!" Then Wes started laughing.
2.) Stewee asked Mr. Goshorn, "When are you getting married?"
Mr. Goshorn answered, "October 2nd."
Then Stewee asked, "Can we come? Seriously. We won't act stupid."
Dan said, "Yeah, me and Stewee have a band. We could play at your
wedding."
Then Tom asked, "Do you need a wedding singer?"
Mr. Goshorn shook his head and laughed.
3.) We were watching more of Much Ado About Nothing today.
When Seigneur Benedick was on the screen Tom asked, "Is that Claudius?"
Jon said, "No, it's Elsinore Wood."
Then Tom said, "It's Birnam Castle."
Jon said, "It's Miles Davis!"
4.) Later in the movie Stewee asked, "Who are those two ladies?"
Mr. Goshorn replied, "The one is Hero, but I'm not sure who the other
one is."
Stewee said, "It's Grandma Moses!"
Then Tom said, "No, it's Lady Macbeth."
5.) When the constable made is first appearance on the movie Stewee asked,
"Mr. Goshorn, is that guy intoxicated?"
Tom asked, "Is he under the influence of alcohol or illegal substances?"
Then Stewee said, "There's a new sheriff in town."
Tom said, "Yeah, but he's drunk!"
6.) Stewee farted in the middle of the movie.
He sat up straight and said, "Hark! Who goes there?"
Then Tom said, "Son of Beezelbub!" Then he looked at Mr. Goshorn
and asked, "Who said 'Son of Beezelbub' in Hamlet?"
Mr. Goshorn said, "I don't know. The ghost?"
Tom said, "That was a trick question! Nobody said it in Hamlet. The
Porter said it in Macbeth."
Then Mr. Goshorn said, "And it's Beelzebub, not Beezelbub."
Tom said, "I know, but Beezelbub sounds cooler."
7.) Then Stewee randomly yelled, " DUDE! We're gonna throw a bachelor
party for Mr. Goshorn!"
All of the guys yelled, "YEAH!"
8.) Tom asked Mr. Goshorn, "Where do babies come from?"
Jon asked, "The Stork?"
Mr. Goshorn said, "Uhhh..."
Then Tom said, "Well you're gonna find out on October 2nd!!"
9.) Then we were talking about how nobody skipped on 4/20.
Mr. Goshorn said, "I think Jed was the only one who skipped."
Tom said, "He was on a college visit."
Jed said, "Yeah, I was visiting Cannabis College."
Then Jon asked, "Is that on High Street?"
10.) Near the end of class Mr. Goshorn kicked Wes out of class for farting.
A few minutes later he went to check on him.
Tom asked, "Is he out there cryin'?"
Then Mr. Goshorn said, "He's not even out here..."
