Alot of the funnies today had to do with the Hamlet test that we had to take.
1.) When class first started, Wes and Jed walked in. Wes looked at Ms. Fought
and said, "We forfeit."
Then Ms. Fought asked, "Forfeit what?"
Wes said, "The test..."
2.) Then Stewee was planning what he should do for his Shakespeare presentation
tomorrow. He asked, "Mr. Goshorn, can we make a Hamlet song? I can play guitar,
Dan can play bass, and we can get someone to play drums."
Wes said, "I can play the tamborine."
Then Jed said, "I can play the kazoo."
Wes said, "No wait, I got it! Jed can play the triangle and I'll play
the wood block!"
3.) Then we were reenacting Hamlet's sword fight scene. Stewee volunteered
to be Hamlet. Dan volunteered to be Laertes.
Mr. Goshorn said, "Now we need somebody to be Claudius and someone
to be Gertrude."
Jed raised his hand and said, "I'll be Claudius."
Then Wes said, "I'll be Gertrude!"
Then Mr. Goshorn handed Jed a margarita glass. He said, "This will be the
cup of wine."
He also handed Jed an Altoid. "This will be the poison," he said.
Stewee looked at the Altoid and said, "Mr. Goshorn, is that Special K? Is it a
date rape drug?"
Then Stewee and Dan were getting ready for the fencing.
Stewee stood there for a while and then asked, "What are we supposed to do?"
Jed said, "Just start whacking each other."
So Stewee and Dan started performing Hamlet and Laertes's fencing match.
Jed randomly yelled, "How about some grapes, bitches!!"
Then Wes was supposed to drink the poisoned wine. He picked up the glass and said,
"Is that an Altoid?" and then he ate the Altoid out of the glass.
After Laertes, Gertrude and Claudius all died, Stewee just stood there for a while. Then
he said, "Oh yeah, I forgot I was supposed to die too," and he fell over.
And that concluded our little Hamlet scene.
4.) Then we played Jeopardy to review for the test. Stewee kept answering
all of his questions wrong. He started to get mad.
He threw the eraser on the ground and said, "I can't answer any of these
questions!!"
Then he ran and jumped into the wall. It made a loud thud. The classroom door
came flying open. Stewee was lying on the ground laughing hysterically.
Later Sean jumped into the wall too.
5.) Near the end of the review game, Wes and Cory were sitting up front to
answer their question.
Cory turned to Wes and asked, "Can I lick your weenis?" Then he licked
Wes's elbow.
