English Class Adventures - Episode X [4/20/04]
1.) At the beginning of class, Tom and Stewee sat down next to each other.

Stewee looked at Tom and asked, "Does my breath smell?"

Tom leaned over really close to Stewee and smelled his breath. Then he said, "Yeah, it does."


2.) Later, we were talking about Claudius's plot to kill Hamlet.

Tom looked at Mr. Goshorn and asked, "What did Banquo do?"


3.) Then we were discussing Claudius's six sorrows.

Mr. Goshorn asked, "What was Claudius's sixth sorrow?"

Then Tom said, "He pooped his pants!"


4.) After that, we were talking about Polonius's death.

Mr. Goshorn asked, "How did they bury Polonius?"

Stewee said, "With a bulldozer!"


5.) Mr. Goshorn then started to talk about foils.

He asked, "Has anyone ever heard of foils?"

Then Stewee said, "Reynolds Wrap."

Then Mr. Goshorn tried to get back on subject. He asked, "Can someone describe foils?"

Tom said, "They're silver and shiny..."

Mr. Goshorn cut him off and said, "Uhh, ok Tom."


6.) Stewee looked at Wes and said, "Happy Holidays Wes!" (notice the date)

Tom said, "Yeah! It's Earth Day!"

Then Stewee said, "It's more like Herb Day."


7.) When we were reading our Hamlet books Stewee asked, "What page are we on?"

Tom answered, "420, sho!"


8.) Then when we were watching Hamlet on the TV, it showed Laertes on the screen.

Steweee asked, "Is that Laertes?"

Jon said, "No! It's Banquo!"

Then Tom said, "It's Witch Number One!!!"

Wes said, " No, it's Lateralus!"

~Fin



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